Book 9

Adventures, yes I Odysseus have lived through many adventures and crazy situations which even I cant believe I have survived. Like that one time my crew and I were on this island with all of the sick nasty Kyklopses. We were totally stranded in one of their caves for like a day or two, but of course, being ME, the almighty Odysseus, I got us out of there. We only lost like five men? ANYWAYS thats what I wanted to tell you guys about. So we were looking in this cave that was occupied by a hearder Kyklopse. He locked us in with this huge boulder and none of us mini men could push it away, not even me. But I had this great idea to make a wooden steak to stab out this monster's only eye, it was a rocking plan. When the Kyklopse came home we gave him wine and he was totally wasted and started asking me questions, when he asked me my name I tricked him into thinking it was Nohbdy. Then we struck and Jabbed out his eye! He was screaming like a baby "Nohbdy, Nohbdy's tricked me, Nohbdy's ruined me!" he yelled to his friends who were like okay... So thats how I once again SAVED us all. Usually, the warriors, like me, save the day. I am good aren't I.